fat-bottomed girls.

I get really jealous when people my age or younger have a ton of awesome tattoos. Where are you getting this money?!?!? I want a sleeve too!!! How about following Obama's plan and share some of your wealth with me. I want to enjoy beautiful art on me before I'm too old to look cool. Well, youthfully cool. Old women with tattoos still look cool but in a jaded, cynical, biker-ish way.